God Save The Food

Rob Jul 2026

I enjoyed my first and only coffee of the day here, one single flat white. Even for a daily coffee drinker like myself, it tasted amazing, but the physiological effects were even better. For the next 9 hours I experienced chest tightness, heart palpitations, dissociation, blurry vision and so much more. Even while writing this review I’m still dealing with the residual feeling of being slightly on edge. My friend, who also ordered a coffee with me, suffered a similar fate. If you’re interested in a moderate-to-severe caffeine overdose I’d highly recommend this place!